You sick fuck!

TSA would never allow it, considering the number of movies that bomb at the box office anymore.

I’ll see myself out.

Track: 2 Rights Make 1 Wrong (Live) | Artist: Mogwai | Album: Rock Action

Saw Relapse. Pressed play. Wasn’t disappointed.

More noise

Track: Chicken ‘n’ Dump | Artist: Mike & The Melvins | Album: Three Men And A Baby

Should have named him ‘Fuzzy Appalachian Devil-Monkey’.

What is this feeling? Satisfaction? Confidence that a game company made a pre-order decision grounded in reality? How strange.

Hey, let's leave the people who founded this country out of this latest example of Bachmann's explosive verbal diarrhea. They were Deists, so they nominally believed in God (but did they really, or were they just avoiding the accusations that would come with outright atheism or agnosticism?). Sure, the Founding…