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frumious-Bandersnatch
frumious-bandersnatch

Your mom with the ball gag in place?

is this kid not the white Michael Vick SI cover incarnate?

Where I live, the city is the HOA. They started buying them up years ago. Pretty simple way for the city to make bank by stealing peoples houses.

But I’d say this guy should get a full paint job/body work; and then wrap it in rust covered vinyl just to anger them.

I love cars and wouldnt want to be David Tracy’s neighbor. 

A jockey that has only “marginal control” over his ride is going to be an unemployed jockey. It isn’t those other sports, it’s horse racing. Aside from the obvious accident and injury risks, allowing “blocking” would quickly lead to easily fixed races which would undermine the entire thing. 

This was 100% correct. I agree that this review would have only taken minutes if this was the 5th race in Saratoga in July, but they still got it right.

“Bullshit?” Did we watch the same race? Luis Saez almost took the whole field and then where would we be? You be screaming “HORSES DIE SO ONE PERCENT RICH ASSHOLES CAN GET THEIR KICKS.”

Exactly, I bet you can find dozens of similar example, but now we live in bullshit world where no one can accept losing anymore. 

What, you actually know how horse racing works? Get out of here with that relevant knowledge and bring me the hot taeks about how replay sucks and is bad.

Also, another jockey/team does not even need to file a protest. Stewards can, and will, review and disqualify horses without any protest being filed

Not his first time failing to maintain a line an endangering other horses and jockeys. To be clear, the race today was breathtakingly close to a full on disaster 

I mean, if this wasn’t the most famous horse race in America that decision would have been made in like 3 minutes

The exterior is awful. 

Joint project with Chevy for LS engines. They would be lighter, smaller, and more fuel efficient than anything Porche could build. Come at me porsh bros!

You mean… keep us

David, wait! I have a package for you to deliver to Moab.

Let’s go! Pedal through the metal!

You need to relax. Maybe take an overlanding trip in a Gladiator. 

Yeah, why would anyone ever buy a fun vehicle except for penis size, right?

Does Tracy’s planned Moab run in that rust bucket he calls a Jeep have anything to do with this decision to leave?