From the rear it looks like an old Mazda MPV

....

Thanks for posting this. I didn’t know permanent trailer registrations were a thing.  Turns out my state does it too.  Off to craigslist now to set some alerts and see what turns up.

Have a star for not shit posting in the comments.

Do a Top Gear. Anchor it to the beach at low tide, come back later and see what’s left.

Agree!  It looks like a lifted Volvo wagon.

It needs a huge Mavic sticker on the side.

I know zippy about tractors except that I want one. Does JD have a virtual monopoly? Can people shop else ware or does JD have machines that others do not?

Texas has more than $10 billion in their rainy day fund. They don’t need money, they need someone else’s money.

...

Seatbelts - This is done at the state level where all states except one require seat belts.

Not bad, but I have a Jeep and just this morning I got in it and it started. No really it did.

Good move. I don’t go near that thing.  Nasty beast!

He is approximately one Changli in height.

I coudn’t figure that out either. There are a few on the wayback machine. https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://www.thefarside.com/new-stuff

He started posting new ones occasionally on his website. https://www.thefarside.com/new-stuff

Cheap shot!  We eat fries and wings too you know.

They may be behind in technology, but Audi has them matched with quality 😕

I like that, but no f-ing way am I getting up there.

Maybe one of these?