This story annoys me because now I feel sorry for Corrine and DeMario; two of the least likable people in the entire franchise. I mean obviously each individual is responsible for how much they drink but I have no doubt an empty glass was quickly filled and nonsense was highly encouraged. People with cameras,…

This is the it... at this very moment I have officially become old. I hate this look. Hate.

Honestly, if she is a Seinfeld fan, this is the most Seinfeld-ian thing to happen.

It’s been postponed? Huh. Well, how bout dah.

don’t go!

How do you rehabilitate and punish a sociopathic child? Or teen? At what age does it cease to be parental responsibility, and becomes self responsibility?

She’s a despicable sociopath. End of story.

A female is a Peahen.

They did care, though. I remember having a junior teacher in the 80s who said that he got in trouble with the administrators at some inner city school in Chicago that he taught at in the late 60s because he wouldn’t make the girls kneel on the floor and demonstrate that their skirts touched the ground before letting…

I know people wil say I’m exaggerating, but it’s my firm belief that it’s this kind of thing that lay the grounds for normalizing victim-blaming in rape.

True story: One of my friends from college told me one of his most vivid memories of middle school was the time he got a raging boner because of the way the girl he had a crush on was breathing. It was making her boobs go up and down.

I’m not saying that what you’re saying is not true. I just think you need to understand this: I need a man who when they’re confronted with a difficult situation, they don’t start lying about it. I need someone who owns their mistakes when they’re presented to them. And I gave you time after time after time standing…

I will die on this hill right here with you. Can I sit down?

Amal > Beyonce

When I was an intern at a job (like 16 years ago) there was a cake on a table - not like a birthday cake - just a sheet cake, unmarked. Or maybe it was an unopened box of donuts? I don’t know. Point is there was food and I was a starving college student so I cut into it or opened it. One of the staffers made a point…

Harder said than done for the anxiety wracked amongst us, but a good goal to work for. Another technique I’ve picked up over the years is to remind myself that people spend 99% of the time thinking of themselves and not thinking about a minor stupidity that an acquaintance said.

“Just give it seven seconds” is also the name of my sex tape!

you have to ponder how much vetting the producers did here.

I’m gonna go ahead and guess that he cares absolutely zero if you think his tattoos are attractive.