I was going to say, it’s pretty rich to try to trademark your name and end up sparring in court against the person you were likely named after.

Minogue’s attorneys also described Jenner as “a secondary reality television personality,”

Evil triumphing seems to be the universe’s theme lately, so the secondary reality television personality is going to win this.

This may sound weird, but this piece was oddly reassuring to me because I know that he’s so malleable and clueless that there is in fact something the average American can do about it. I was really concerned that he and Bannon were cleverly emotionally manipulating us all (I mean, they are emotionally abusive for…

Seriously… Its like half of America watched a scary movie named ISIS and now they won’t fucking turn off the lights and go to bed. It is madness. It is regressive. All this shit is such a waste of time.

We’re gonna send that nuke to Taaaaaajiiikastaaaaaaaaaan!!!

The article felt kind of Shakespearean- dude wants nothing more than love and respect, so much so he runs for President thinking that it’ll be the sure-fire way he’ll get love and respect. But upon becoming President, he finds himself neither loved or respected and is instead mainly alone, by himself, watching Cable…

Basically, a Jean-Ralphio who is in charged of our nuclear codes.

Every word of that article is straight up amazing. Donald Trump is trapped in a Being There remake of his own making.

OTOH, it shows what can be accomplished when one person says something. We can be that person.

They need to ban the people who keep taking them out of the greys. The people taking them out know exactly what they are doing, but they don’t care.

I am not watching the Super Bowl for the first time in my life.

my wife is making: batter fried chicken wings two ways (korean spice and maple glaze bbq), mini pigs in a blanket (blankets are mini as well), homemade fries, ‘ringed shrimp,’ mini ham salad sandwiches, bbq pork nachos, franco-canadian-iberian tourtière empanadas, be-bouled spinach and artichoke dip, deviled eggs,…

I think that the death costume is brilliant. It actually made me gasp: I could tell that SNL had no fucks to give and I appreciated their ability to thoroughly mock them and to point out how disgusting and deadly Bannon is.

Oh, a Trump troll grows a conscience all of a sudden?

It would be a bold move, but I would love it if for that episode they had continuity between each skit and just made the entire show like a super dysfunctional West Wing.

Fun fact: the people who will be pissed off by this skit also think the girl Ghostbusters ruined their childhood. 

I’m going to need her to be like Alec Baldwin and just come back to do that whenever possible. It’s uncanny. She does a better Sean Spicer than Sean Spicer.

Joining the group was not meant to be an endorsement of the President or his agenda but unfortunately it has been misinterpreted to be exactly that.

Or at the very least, FACT CHECK THEM IN REAL TIME GODDAMN IT.