Zaxbys is better

There’s a crater in X near one of the towers that auto-triggers the lightening strike and takes reaction speed out of the equation. I never found any trick to the jump rope thing, that’s the one that got me.

uh nope, can’t do it my dude

You can’t blame us for not caring about this one in a week or two, because at the rate we’ve been going this year there should be about 4 or 5 more school shootings by then.

It could have maybe been overturned, but as a Pats fan I have to say I wasn’t outraged that it stood. Since it was called a catch in the field, it seemed reasonable to uphold it.

Butler instead of Bademosi and and Brady has a ring for his dick

Close, but the analogy only holds up if the guy running the stand is also the guy growing the lemons. The farmer only owns the land.

I’m not religious, but Matthew 7:5

Shooting at buses means shooting at people who have to take the bus

100% my takeaway. Who’d have thought a Vegas hooker would behave unscrupulously about a client’s cocaine binge?

“If I knew back then what I know now, I would have never played football”

Yeah man, it’s a good console.

Dude. You are a loser.

Egg nog yes. Death and destruction to those who disagree

Low tide smells bad, not high tide.

Nothing around the cock should be termed “encrusted”

Yeah, I came to say the same thing. In my case it swelled up so bad I didn’t think I could pull it out at ll.

You are a stupid fuck.

I like to think I would have saved the rabbit. I’d have let you burn though

Did you do drugs? I think you’re supposed to do drugs