I always thought IX was a great story, it has a lot of character compared to a lot of the others, though I can see why people would prefer VII or VI

VII and IX were both better I think, especially IX since that was the best one of all of them. I do have a soft spot for VIII myself, since that’s the one that got me into it, but Squall is definitely a weak spot for the story, as is the “twist” on disc three. Hell of a song though.

Okay, so do you eat the blobs or what?

Perhaps, but the court can’t sentence someone to that.

Finally!

So was this a devil’s threeway? Is that why there was throw up?

It does not, no

I like Jimmy John’s too

It is a heavy burden. Do you know how stressful it is to watch your team in the AFC title game every. single. year? And they only win about half of them.

You must not have much penis writing experience. You dip it in the inkwell and use it like a quill, it doesn’t have the dexterity to hold an object like a pen or miniature souvenir baseball bat 

Feeling like sex isn’t fulfilling for both me and my wife makes me feel lousy, like I’m not measuring up. That does not lead to a rock hard rocket, for sure. Communication on this is key to get past it, because it does happen sometimes, and like a hitter going into a cold streak it can get in your head.

... What is the Utah Jazz mascot? I don’t think I’ve ever seen it

There are a minimum of four steps in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Seven, if it’s artisanal.

Ya, that dude touched the butt

Performative feminism is intended to get you on the bus to pound town. Actually feminist men don’t have to be so showy about it.

People like their history black and white. Shades of grey are confusing.

That’s a recipe for soggy buns, friend

It is a stroll, call it a stroll. That’s a nice, non-dingus word for it

Is everyone except me on drugs? Where was I when they were passing out the drugs?