lmao what???

I’m a millennial and I LOVE Little Darlings, it’s underrated af. They actually show the consequences of this bet: nothing too serious, nobody got pregnant and died, they just had some regrets. Imagine that at the end of American Pie.

Mexico has a higher vaccination rate than the US, so that would fit right in with the other lies he tells about the borders and would be treated as such.

Despite my steadfast belief that ASMR is not inherently sexual I think the stripper comparison is the most apt. The intimacy of it, it’s just a perfect storm for lonely maladjusted men. ASMRtists don’t even exchange money with the viewer (at least not directly) so it requires less delusion to convince oneself the…

Thanks! I have stuck with King, as well as some hyperlocal blogs for my area. KOMO has only gotten worse since this article was published, yikes

A ton of ASMRtists have quit because of creepy men harassing them; I can even think of one who has quit, restarted again because of demand on the ASMR subreddit and hope that the community had changed, but then quit again for the original reason. If anyone remembers Bjork’s stalker, what I have seen is a lot like…

I thought Plastique’s Ariana Grande voice was hysterical, as did everyone I watched it with. I even thought the edit, with Honey’s talking-head referencing it being weird and ‘a choice,’ was supposed to be a red herring and that she’d get praise from the judges, but nope. At least she didn’t go home.

You don’t wait 30 days, you have 30 days to cash out or it becomes store credit. That’s 30 days after release so the actual window will vary depending on when you pre-order what, but it’s 30 days after the game releases. I hope they’re explaining this to new pre-order customers but I also don’t envy the poor employees…

i’m embarrassed for you having exposed how pressed you are about someone else’s face lmao. you’re never too old to grow the fuck up!

gurl it’s facetune and lindsay did it i’m sure

this sums up the whole routine pretty effectively. this shit is as fresh and hip as Jeff Foxworthy with none of the aw-shucks charm.

Anthropologists studied it for 500 years and turns out, he’s a sundial.

You are a contemptuous bootlicker and should stop typing “I understand what you’re saying” because you said some variation of that in every single comment in this thread but have actually understood nothing anyone has said. I’ve never seen such cowardly shit as what you’ve typed here. Just slap an “AMERICA: love it or…

I had this exact same problem, except I was both Floridian and the one left out of the cousin group present. I also recall several gifts being “the purple version” of my cousin’s gifts, for example a set of pretty pink slippers for the Main Cousin and the dusty purple slippers for the Auxiliary Cousin. I appreciate…

why are you posting your fucking corgis and accusing everyone of pedophilia in every comment thread? no one is out here lamenting the loss of CP on tumblr chill the fuck out

lol this was a hilarious comment to find at the bottom of a cascade of ( accurate) comments about how great fingering is. wrongness hall of famer over here

A lot of these people have sought medical help and have a diagnosis; the first LW says as much. These are not medical problems. Are you unfamiliar with the concept of an advice column?

just so you know, the russians are never going to start paying you for your propaganda efforts if you keep pulling rookie moves like replying to every single comment. shape up or you’ll end up in the same boat as the people you’re pretending to care about!

The irony of this comment, denying the role of dehumanization in “most” of recidivism, and then proceeding to dehumanize prisoners and flat out say you “considered” that some people are just different from me and you and should therefore be incarcerated for their temperament. No one fucking cares what you considered,…