can someone please tell me why this dingus is ungreyed? explain yourselves. who is starring him.

literally what

Lesbians don’t gradually decide they want dick if they have a dick-shaped thing penetrate them.

fuck I laughed so hard at this, now I WISH Sean Connery would strike me so I could tear his arms off

It says he fled on foot, the lines clearly indicate moving at a high speed

thanks, that’s what I’m naming my next build-a-bear

lmao my name is Brody (i’m female) and my friends kids call me Grody. I love it, makes me feel like I have a roller derby name just built in. I’m a lot less objectionable than Jenner though so maybe I can pull it off, I have the advantage of not looking all featureless like a character from a PS2 game

Everyone has a story like this. Goths are often tormented but now it’s a meme to want a ‘goth gf.’ Poor kids are teased for having old clothes or even shopping at the wrong store and those same bullies are now moms on Facebook obsessed with couponing. I can personally guarantee that your bullies didn’t really care…

I’m anxious for other types of technology to show up in salons, to enhance the experience rather than ‘disrupt’ salons themselves. Appointments typically last 8-12 hours for me and I want to die by the time it’s over. Just having wi-fi is a major difference, I could watch TV on a tablet or something, although I feel…

in addition to the other answers sometimes commas like that are part of ‘crytyping’

I was a child in the 90's but I always think of the 90's as an anti-fat decade for two reasons: 1, the Non-Fat Yogurt episode of Seinfeld wherein the gang has their lives upended by a yogurt that contained the eeeeevil fat; and to a lesser extent, 2: Olestra.

Normally I’d be like “ME, ME” but the photo upthread really made me rethink that position.

Easily the most objectionable part is the socks. Why, dude? Nice legs I guess but black crew socks are not projecting the extremely-put-together attitude this look requires. Also I thought he had three arms at first

He’s either making it up entirely or it’s a burned-out espresso stand in a Jiffy Lube parking lot.

It’s lower, but I don’t know if I’d say “quite a bit” lower. I bought a house in Seattle last year and considering I looked at places in Kent and Renton and still felt like I was getting my money’s worth in the city limits, it was really not much different. That being said, I don’t necessarily have beef with $12 as a…

Present your evidence. Are you aware the minimum wage in the city of Seattle is $14-$15.45 an hour? The voters have decided $12 is not a living wage.

I’m miserable so everyone else has to be, no exceptions. Lick those boots baby!

Like most things, the best budtenders are women. I live in a legal state and as a result I no longer need guidance and prefer to browse; male budtenders refuse to tolerate this for whatever reason and constantly ask me what I’m looking for while I look. They will not let me leave without hearing their bountiful wisdom…