He looks like fucking Popeye! If Popeye had shark’s teeth.

I just got dentures and they let me pick the color. The whitest option (which I didn’t choose because it was unnatural) was several shades darker than that. They really are creepy, no human teeth look like this. Jeepers

This isn’t even on steam you fucking walnut

In the comic book the Spellmans are literal Satan worshippers.

I said “carhole” in front of my realtor (it became a household word after reading McMansion Hell) and she literally did not know what I meant. “We really don’t need 3 car holes.” “I’m... sorry?”

You are an idiot. “People hurt my feelings by calling me a word, so I’m going to use the same word as shorthand for ‘stupid’ on the internet and no one can get mad because I’m autistic.”

You can’t reclaim it. The only thing you can reclaim is the respect of people who interact with you by not using language like this.

Comixology; Prime Reading has some comics for free too.

Comixology; Prime Reading has some comics for free too.

As a white woman who lives across the river in Illinois because Missouri disgusts me so thoroughly, this comment was a real cringer. The fact that you can say you aren’t sure if it was racially motivated shows you have no idea what happened in this case and should maybe stay in your lane.

The weather was actually really pleasant... until today. I feel like the verdict was announced and humid hell emerged. Poetic, but inconvenient for civil disobedience.

My husband tried the CPAP for his apnea but it just didn’t work, he would wake up feeling like he hadn’t slept at all. If the didgeridoo works better it’s a win, no matter how silly. I bet all wind instruments would help someone who could in fact be helped by the didgeridoo. I’m willing to bet Kenny G doesn’t snore.

your saltiness is noted, go somewhere

I wonder if the didgeridoo thing could work with other wind instruments. Alpine horn?

Use OneTab!!!! You can even make a shareable webpage with your tabs. It’s a blessing.

“Age is relevant!”

I mean, it’s definitely coming out on the Switch.

I can’t imagine typing this. Seeing a person as a person ruins porn, christ almighty

Yes they are?

I was genuinely just wondering where regular folks keep them, of the 13 places I’ve lived I’ve had exactly 2 medicine cabinets. That said, I do have one now, and I use it to store all the makeup samples I only used half of and don’t want to throw away. What’s normal anyway? No worries.

your burner name is magnificent

Where do you keep them? I’m much more likely to forget to take my nightly SSRI if I don’t have it in easy view/reach before bed.