LVH didn’t do that.

Look up who Leslie Van Houten is, please.

u r a nut

I love Nicki’s outfit so much and I’m having a hard time finding out who made it. Hoping it was Vex, they’ve made some great recent latex red carpet numbers.

this is a massive paragraph of nothing, move along

Holy shit I had no idea PTM used to be Anatomy of a Ghost. That’s going to be a weird thought every time that godawful song plays in the Vitaminwater ad for weeks to come...

I have a weird soft spot for Howie because of his OCD, which I also have, so this is good to know. I’ll direct all my OCD empathy to Marc Summers in the future.

I’m currently in college and 100% write outlines after the paper. I start out with good intentions, writing the outline, but before I know it I’m just writing the paper because my thoughts are all organized now and the outline has become a waste of time. It does help somewhat though, since doing the outline after the…

Yeah most newer hotel room smoke detectors actually are “particulate” detectors. An acquaintance recently vaped MJ in a Chicago hotel room and had an embarrassing incident with the detector. That said, I had a discussion with a hotel employee in Vegas (don’t want to say which chain) who said that almost no hotels on…

Ignore this, there’s this weird conspiracy shit that pops up every time there’s an article about Tig, or Amy Schumer, or Nick Kroll. Something to do with rich Jewish people, I don’t know. Those nuts, and the lady who thinks Marc Jacobs is stalking her and comments on every post about him, ought to meet up and do some…

NO, if Chicago breaks away those of us down in the south will be in a red state and will have nothing to lord over the dummies next door in Missouri.

My husband has this gene and he never, ever smells, even when he is visibly sweating and rightfully should smell like a locker room. However, his pillowcases always stink horribly. Can’t figure it out, and his pillowcases are in the wash as often as his socks. The human body is a mystery.

No, he’s 90!!!! His wife Anne Meara died in 2015 though and he hasn’t really done anything since except Zoolander 2 (which stars his son of course). I’m still sad about Anne Meara.

Meanwhile I can’t even stomach the ads on this channel. I watch reruns of The Middle on Hallmark sometimes and... oh god, I’m getting heartburn just thinking about this. There’s this movie they’re advertising, called Eat Play Love, and it stars Lee Majors and Lindsay Wagner. The commercial prominently features Walking…

Surely you are familiar with context.

I hope there’s a sale on Yakuza 0 soon, it’s 6 months old in the US, come on now

I hope there’s a sale on Yakuza 0 soon, it’s 6 months old in the US, come on now

You are denser than a black hole.

I’ve accepted J & D as an inevitability but I totally agree re: Brienne and Tormund. Sure I guess it’s cute watching this giant man look dumb and smitten but that girl is not down, at least not yet, and I’m not particularly wild about the lovely warrior women getting worn down by what ultimately amounts to a…

I don’t own any socks. Is this shocking? I’m a woman if that matters. Makes laundry easier, I can tell you that.

This itself is a reference to Battleship Potemkin.