holy moly, the uncensored version is craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy.

Preorder The Master Chief Collection from Dell to get a $25 Dell gift card. That's not as universally useful as say, an Amazon or Target credit, but since Dell sells games you can find a use for it, and there won't be a better offer. [Master Chief Collection]

NO. I DON'T WANT ANY DLC. I WANT TO WAIT 6+ YEARS IN BETWEEN UPDATES.

This tweet is so ironic it hurts. Maybe some of the younger generation don't remember this. It's also ironic because of swatting. Some gamers are exactly what everyone thought they were.

Fitting an adult, female, Asian is equivalent to fitting American children, 12 and under.

high profile customers wat.

Stefan Tostitos, this looks really cool.

PBR ruins everything. =/

You can put that $0.17 towards a cool new (but not New) 3DS NES edition!

It hurts the most because when I go pre-order my 3DS NES edition later today, I do so knowing that in less than 18 months, there will be a newer, faster version. Hopefully it'll still hold pretty good resale value but if not, oh well. I'm not going to wait a 6+ months to play SSB.