Mostly White Russians.

“We only believe in sex among the unwilling and unpaid.”

Probowlers playing dodgeball > Actual Probowl

Let’s say they do Rivers, Crawford, and some picks for Melo. Look at the logjam the Knicks would have in the backcourt:

You won’t believe what hipsters are doing now?

They should wear those once a month.

he decided to go for a walk in the woods near his hotel to kill time.

I’ve always thought child molestation was the worst, but yeah...you know... ballpark.

If my local crossfit/paleo/SMeduim shirt enthusiast bros are accurate in their appraisals, the answer to this question is ‘All of it’. Apparently I’m supposed to do nothing but burpees, WOD’s, and massive amounts of protein.

Dear Jorge,

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

Eh, he’ll be fine. Melo’s deal runs out in 2 years and it looks like they have Zingis a year after that. That’ll be his squad when he’s entering his prime and he’ll be in line for a helluva contract after that when the Knicks have cap space to spare. I can think of worse positions to be in.

Three-way trade:

It’s not you, it’s me. -Melo

It would be fantastic if James Harrison breaks Tom Brady’s back on Sunday.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

New badminton sub-blog: The Cock.

It’s crazy how many of these professional athletes and movie stars and other wealthy people still have problems even with all their money. It’s almost like they’re still people.

Well, with all the injuries he’s had, he’s certainly not running away from basketball.