Then explain all the murder in the documentary I saw about John Wick.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

“Williams? Yeah right. Let’s see a birth certificate. Lando Calrissian didn’t even have a girlfriend.”

Oh shut the fuck up. “I just really hate American soccer culture” is quite possibly the most insufferable thing I’ve ever read.

Holy shit, kinda upset I missed this game.

Can the Yankees please trade for Rougned Odor in the off season?

Trump is the antichrist, Hillary would eat her young, the Falcons and Saints are decent SEC teams. I’m gonna nap until tomorrow.

Could’ve been worse. Had that last play counted, Gus Malzahn would’ve been tied to that tree.

There was an entire mini-documentary about how the Patriots maintain their success, here’s a screencap:

In the coral
The mighty coral
The lionfish dies tonight

This gave me a reason to like Chip Kelly.

“Florida smells like old people” got a chuckle.

Let’s hope we get to see them ride off into the sunset together.

“But I can still chow on another fan’s ass just after kickoff?”

“Dabo doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about. The world sucks, people are assholes, everyone is out to screw you over, all you can do about it use this all of this fucking bullshit as fuel to drive you to win at least 5 national championships.”

Colorblindness is one of those made-up ailments, like gluten sensitivity, AIDS, and leprosy.

Yeah it’s complicated, seems like it would be a lot easier for people to just be “not colorblind.”

Mule shit already committed to Rutgers.

Wes, that’s not the Amazon Gold Box. That’s Zombo.com