If they give the World Cup to another country, all those slaves will have died in vain.

Another bit of hockey widsom from the retard who called the Rangers done two series ago and tried to convince everyone that the Minnesota Wild were a Cup Mercenary FA team.

You can say what you wish about hot sauce, but don't you dare besmirch bacon.

"Nice Air"

Dude dumped a princess. A real, honest-to-god Swedish princess. That probably belongs on his HOF plaque.

No. Amazing by any standard. Stop it.

Lance is just letting Lebron know that he has some talents he can bring to South Beach.

They grouped TEs in with WRs, Jimmy Graham will be using this chart as an exhibit in his contract negotiations.

Man. Lebron on the Thunder would constitute an absolutely devastating frontcou- THAT GUY EATS HIS OWN CUM!!1122/!?>??

Mark Cuban - I'll take my ribs on the other side of the street

A golf fan has no grounds to lecture anyone over what should be considered exciting.

Yeah, and? Deadspin posts retweets of asses all the time whenever a minority, homosexual, or female is on ESPN.

Dante Stallworth's car, but good luck.

People selling their rap CDs. "I am a cross between Macklemore and Jay-Z." Ok, well I am a cross between believing you are full of shit and not willing to part with $10.00.

As a lifelong Mets fan, I have to object. Jews in New York tend to be successful.

The rest of the senators were confused because they thought they had already done away with the redskins

The intent of the team's name has always been to present a strong, positive and respectful image.

While it takes balls to turn an ad campaign into an article, only a true savant of that which is ballsiest would turn an article into an ad campaign.

Bless you, Barry. Finally a story I'm not embarrassed to explain to my 7-year-old.