And Christian Conservatives were the ones who won the Bitchy Bracket?

To be fair, the evolutionary biologists I know don't know fuck all about basketball.

You know what's less real than "fake" sports? Talking about real sports

That's ironic, because I could not give less of a shit about Mike Francesca.

Is there a word for when a player tries to take a charge, only the ballhandler never actually makes contact, yet the defender hits the floor anyway?

Don't hate the player, hate the pathetic rule changes that incentivize the flopping culture in the game.

And? Walking off after taking a deuce on a hole is what every golfer wants.

In true Arnold Palmer fashion, it was actually half poop and half pee.

Deadspin's obsession with Yasiel Puig = ESPN's obsession with Tim Tebow

"But wrestling is fake and stupid"

He's a talented ball player, but I think he should have stayed in Cuba for another year.

Nothing good can happen to you while wearing an airbrushed shirt, nothing.

You guys at deadspin sure our some apologist for poor behavior by players. Geez.

Somewhere out there Muff Stubble girl weeps and wonders where it all went wrong.

Next you're going to tell me not to watch sports in stadiums or arenas, aren't you, Will, you fucking Communist?

Looks like J.R. took all the people saying he's fucking every Knicks' fan a bit too literally.

He carried the Olympic Torch, had a cameo in "White Men Can't Jump", and has been known to rock a dope mustache. Your argument is invalid.

Isn't there a point where you just torch the relationship, if you're not going to infiltrate the organization, and toss up a headline, "God Hates Fags—But Fred Phelps Loves'em" after an interview like that?

I only wish he were white so we could really let him have it.