I was gonna go with the hash marks joke. But it went off the ... Rails

I also look forward to rubbing it in deadspins smug faces. But we need Dembele back. And if its not him then our Dutch midfielder needs to figure out how to harness 2014 again.

Reads 2 sentances about offense.

Geno!!

The nightvision goggles from Jurassic Park?

Not a national park but where would the adirondecks fit in here? The high peaks are quite awesome.

He clearly doesnt follow ButtSnorkler on instagram

These are digimon not pokemon

Money always talks. The Yankees have deep pockets and to say that none of them wear pinstripes is foolish. Jello is saying the Jankees will 100% be at least having an offer on the table for the likes of those players.

I will say sometimes the same commentators get ungreyed when the comment really isnt good. Several previous great comments will buoy a mediocre comment.

DeAndre Jordons put back dunk vs Spain was awesome right?

Happy I made the submission cut with why the team sucks. Not my scraped why the fans/ my fanhood autobiography suck. That would be longer than any essay I wrote in college. The words “walked out of the stadium/bar sober” would never be mentioned in it.

Cause he demands samples from designers very specifically?

+ you win this round of knifey spoony

So this deadspin article prevents you from doing that? Billy should write non soccer articles in place of the suffocating amount soccer coverage?

How do these articles affect you in a negative way?

Signing players isnt the only way to grow your depth. This team has been built from the ground(academy) up. Perhaps they believe in their youth. It was on full show how immature and exhausted they were end of the season. I think they believe the talent they have is still raw and hasnt peaked. Most people have already…

High priced signings always equal success. 15-Love.

This sentance will never be written with Knicks/USA interchanged.

So.... is the glass artwork an anus?