11 min after posting and Im already late to the draw on a boner joke. Typically Im done way before the punchline.

Dong means home run right?

First the horse take now this? You guys really are taking it to non murica sports this week.

He just misunderstood the whole shoulder cupping at the Olympics thing.

Pepperidge farm remembers.

Coco crisp still plays!?

The punchlines were so obvious and perfect.

J Peterman would rank Ziggy much higher.

WYTS Giants hasnt even come out yet. They shouldnt be too upset.

Buttercup and Black Tar on 730, The Sports Tragedy

All Olympic swimmers, divers, and water polo players would like this take to wait until Tokyo

Me too!

Has anyone gotten Shoe yet?

As a Jets fan / gambler, my future bet for them to win the Super Bowl just became a fucking lock.

low hanging fruit here

So if you are from Buffalo named Kane you do not get along with Women. I wonder what all the Ables from Rochester are up too?

The cartilage in his knees welcomes him.

That refs and fixes happen at an alarming rate. Donaghy was/is the rule not the exception. I can fire off dozens of recent NCAA tourney games that drive me up a wall.

guchagucha!

Click. Bait.