Lambert gets a healthy dosage of Deadspin pixalated comment reader hate, have no fear.

Dont admit on the internet you never played Age of Empires

Crosby was chipping the rangers all game. He was real butt hurt like since he was shut down the entire game.

Always appreciate the former player who is best known for bring a gun to the locker room disrespecting via ironic internet memes. First class reporting deadspin.

If someone could show this to the Rangers power play it would be greatly appreciated.

The real question is will he be putting pepper in his gumbo now?

Frosted Nuts was found passed out at his work desk on a friday after reading this article....

feel free to post your blog where people read all your funny 9th grade anecdotes.... No no, Ill wait.

I hate when these articles just end. I feel like 40% of the "interview" was clipped. Was this a word count issue or literally nothing else there?

A kid can only learn the lesson that the stove is hot so many times. It appears lolo is getting tripped up on understanding this.

Missed the part when she had it...

Wrestlemania is intense

Dont hold back on the grounds that its the internet. Really let him have it.

BOOM!

He also says swiss cheese D about 4 times a game

Still better than SAS and Skips predictions on anything

No way that those insufferable Mets fans dont have one county

I liked the days when Deadspin remotely kept sports involved in the posts

They refs certainly called the game against Manhattan like they were in a powerhouse league.