Tell your friend the internet has told him to eat, literally, all the dicks.

I don't understand how it can work as a currency if there is backing for it. I can make hundreds of thousands of bucks by just leaving my computer on? How the hell does that work?

Wait wait wait.. I missed this story somehow. Some 19 year old kid is IN JAIL for making a threat (joke threat) on FACEBOOK?? WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK is going on in this country? A school suspension - sure. A cop coming to your house to "have a talk" - sure. A fine - getting extreme. A night in jail - getting very…

So, if some lady tracked him down, surely we can track her down as well. Anyone got any Facebook leads?

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Would my potato run this?

Those graphics . . .

I remember those times clouds were so powerful we also used them as bushes :)

Wait, what do the real victims get?

Well, if Azure is going to work the way Microsoft says it will, then he's correct. The Xbox One potentially has far more processing power due to the cloud tech that they've already established, it's just a matter of that tech being used.

Do NOT try to insist on being sent home from the hospital the day you've been a terror victim. $8k for the outpatient, $125k for 1 night in the hospital. Lesson learned.

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Who cares about the dog, but do the fish swim away from you and is the arm hair rendered in real time? Now those are the important questions.

How do people watch shows with these awful laugh tracks? Genuinely curious, it's quite distracting from the actual material and obviously fake.

No Dog, No Sale.

I gave The IT Crowd an honest try, I really did. But it just didn't do it for me. Too much of it just struck me as easy nerd humor...like some primetime network sitcom aimed at Geeks.

Well isn't that Precious.

I'm usually one of the first to say, "Y'know, VII was pretty great when I was fifteen—back when it first came out—but looking back on it as an adult? Yeah, 'overrated' doesn't quite catch it."

That said—there's something pretty damned impressive about a game having the endurance—the significance in the hearts and…

How are there not more people loudly and publicly declaring Danny a hero? If he hadn't escaped and alerted the police to where they were and how to track them, they'd have gone to Manhattan and detonated more bombs. He's a fucking hero. I know he's deliberately not naming himself or allowing pictures of himself…