Or we can have the rightist approach of checking his race, excusing his actions as ‘mental illness’, praying, handing out rocks to all of the drivers, and taking backhanders from the rock manufacturing industry :-)

I watched it. I stand by my original statement. It’s so terrible he doesn’t even finish the track test. Basically it’s a silver twin turbo Xbox. I understand the benefits of it as far as packaging and crash survivability, but I don’t think they’re big enough to outweigh the many downsides.

I think you have articulated the struggle many “cheap car people,” eager but unprofessional mechanics, face.

And you said ‘Thank you kind people, now LET ME GET MY AXE’ and they took off as fast as they possibly could?

Paperback copy ordered (and a reminder that I should probably buy a Kindle eventually).

Just bought both books. There goes any attention I planned on giving my wife for the next couple days

When I see this poster, the only thing I thought was “When I grow up, I’m going to hire a better contractor who can build a garage deep enough to fit my cars in”

Perfect for a Geo Metro body swap.

I dunno, but it’s giving me the Willys.

Fix It Again Then Again? Speaking of which, I ran across this on the configurator.

Aren't you supposed to be at a race or something

You can’t say that. Miata drivers have assured me, nothing is better than The Miata, not even another Miata

New Logo:

And to think people scoffed at me when I said the Supra was basically a Japanese Mustang.

GIS’d “hezzeldorfs”

“One!”

Keep doing it. Keeeeeeeeeep aligning yourself with racists, Trump. Our country is diverse and many of those non-white voters are terrified of you. Dig your own grave, buddy. (eta: I realize this is about his supporters, not him, but like, come on)

Proposed Jalopnik crime division: Jacopnik

DEAR NOT A BABY BUMP: If a foundation garment isn't helpful, maybe you should wear padded clothing on your arms, legs, and rear end. That way, people will assume you're fat all over and won't ask if you are pregnant.

Because Apple hasn't started making cars yet