Holy shit that voicemail. Hotep as fuck.

I will repeat this every week until everyone accepts the following as a self-evident truth:

She pulled no punches, exposing capitalism—as well as a fraudulent “free market” that uses black and brown bodies as commodities—for the dehumanizing vulture that it is

Bars!

It’s in WAKANDA this year.. We discussed this with the negro league.

We’ll discuss it at the next meeting.

Cookout’s cancelled this year.   

Just yesterday I was at a sportsball game and our QB is a very good QB most (some?) of the time. Everyone was cheering and chanting his name, but as soon as he started playing badly, the lady behind me says, “He’s getting an attitude.” Said QB later fell and didn’t get up, and the lady said, “He’s not hurt. It’s his…

Times I’ve blindly rooted for the black person:

Side note: it’s technically* not possible to be rooting for someone at these award shows who’s “not any good” — they’re nominated in the first place, above all other performers, because they were “good.”

Hot take: It’s why many of us rooted for OJ back in 94/95 knowing full well he probably did it.

What make shit like this even better (and by better I mean shittier) are the dumb black people who state they are happy when black people get fired for speaking out against inequality because black people need to know that we have to be nice to white people or else.

Michael, you have inspired me to start a band named“Surprise Dick Game.” Your tickets to our shows will always been comped.

You called that man Teeth Harvey. That’s enough Internet for you for the day.

Teeth Harvey got some black ass nerve. His ass should know more than anyone what happens when you sell your birthright for a bowl of stew. This nigga really is a sellout. What did he think was going to happen as a result of embracing the Cheeto in Chief? Did he expect a free membership to Mar A Lago? Was he hoping to…

The real question: How will 45's killing of DACA affect her? Do we even trade with Wakanda?

I mean...

The Commenter: Beckaroo Banzai (Winterfell, Westeros)

White people love the music that other cultures make...as long as it’s other white people making it. I can’t wait until bachata crosses over and white people act like it hasn’t existed forever. Also looking forward to the awful dancing to it.

White people love the music that other cultures make...as long as it’s other white people making it. I can’t wait until bachata crosses over and white people act like it hasn’t existed since forever. Also looking forward to the awful dancing to it.