You’re prolly right.

My father grew up in the Appalachians, and says “scairt”.

Is Chris Christie a Notre Dame fan in addition to being a Dallas Cowboys fan? He’s really THAT fucking guy?

+86

Festivus came early this year.

CA lawyer here - California work comp benefits are attractive to athletes because it is one of the very few states that acknowledge cumulative trauma (ongoing, wear-and-tear) injuries for athletes.

So an athlete with a long career can get full CA work comp benefits if they can get CA jurisdiction, which isn’t that…

Fucking Walter man. Gotta be carried everywhere.

I mean, what is dude supposed to do ideally? Whether you think he is guilty or not, it would be rather silly to expect anything substantive from him on the topic until it’s completely resolved...and even then.

Though, if Sarah Palin is shopping, it goes without saying that somebody else is footing the bill...

Yeah, Stone not getting tossed for that was a joke. In the end though, it (supposing he did get tossed) can’t be used as an excuse for their loss tonight.

‘Nothing in the rule book specifically allows me to rule against that.’

The deadspin staff is on suicide watch as Cam implodes and chokes on the biggest stage in sports.

Any similar photos of Cam’s 4-so-far sacks?

Rome was the guy in the back of the class in 8th grade telling jokes. He is still telling the same jokes.

I’m not really sure how it works it Florida or with public entities involved, but that’s not uncommon with settlements. FSU could genuinely believe that they were in the right and would have won the case, but it comes down to cost. 950,000 to end this now, 2,000,000 to fight it and win, 2,950,000 to fight it and lose.…

is there a county commission or state legislature in America that doesn’t get down and bob whenever a sports owner walks into the room?

Agreed, local governments shouldn’t pay for stadiums used by professional sports teams, but they will as long as there’s another city that is willing to pay to lure the team. A federal law is, as you say, extremely unlikely to pass., but a federal law really isn’t necessary. Cities that build these stadiums can…

...legislation that would prevent the public from holding the bag entirely...

Maybe Kroenke is an Inspector Clouseau cosplay enthusiast who lost his hat?

The only question was who. There was no question he was a dead man walking.