You're right. McGinn is normally very detailed and thorough. He kind of mailed it in on this one though.

How about “W”s v. Bowl teams in 2013 and 2014.

Which is what some of the guys on the block will be looking for soon.

Slow "news" day for Mosko. Must have had some quota to hit. Shopping at a grocery store is nothing like working at a grocery store. Back room and loading dock deals among co-workers and vendors are pure art.

The new phone book is here! The new phone book is here!

“We dug right where the technology said to dig. When we got to the correct depth, the skeletal remains of Mr. Hoffa were kind enough to point us three feet further to the right.”

Lobaton: “I called a 2 and he threw a 1.”

Couldn’t agree with you more. But I’m of the notion his take was based on a series of video clips not appearing on the nightly news.

My financial advisor dropped $1,000 to attend a speech she gave in 2008. (He admitted to the “Naughty Librarian” angle.) Fired the fool on the spot.

Stacy's Mom...

+2 for the double entendre.

Watering restrictions have finally hit ESPN?

Open mic night at ChuckECheese. Pick a date.

Wow. No one saw that coming.

Yeah, “Jest get me another beer, eh. We’re going to the Championship!”

Drenched himself with a fifth of Kentucky’s best and lit the victory cigar.

Silly - it's a thesis statement. For some sort of post grad something.

Hey, look everybody! It's the guy with the blue glasses!

I understand a guy being nervous during an interview, but Tom Smothers couldn't have done Tom Smothers any better than that.

So which way are you headed - the cops protect FSU players or they don’t? Or is it just throw shit out there for clicks?