Either that or his freckles finally decided to stop being such fucking slackers and get in line for once.

and he can always just hold out like many of them do anyways. And I am happy that they do so. He got a bunch of guaranteed money and he can still hold out.

No, no, no. You are missing the point.

dude, the Buckeyes have enough problems. let's not make things worse.

Bradford was a bad example. Don't get me wrong, Tebow doesn't belong in the NFL, but Bradford is actually a pretty decent QB with a lot of bad luck. Three different offensive coordinators in four years, a torn ACL and up until last year he had awful receivers. Honestly all you had to say is that it takes a century for…

It's even more impressive when you consider that before April 15, 1947, the league only had three K's, and they were all in a row.

We all know our justice system is fucked up. The NFL isn't constrained by the same backlog or bureaucracy, and if it wants to make a statement, there's nothing stopping it.

o_O. People still use Gayfer's synonymously with "department store"? Because that's weirdly specific to an entirely different region of the US.

they are Ohio State students, after all.

Mike and Mike is the sole reason I can't listen to ESPN Radio

Conversion vans where fucking awesome when I was a kid. 8 tracks and bubble windows. Cutler should custom air brush the Death Star on the side.

$85.5 million guaranteed, in case you were wondering.

You will have to forgive my excitement. This is one of a small handful of times in my 23 years I've ever gotten to use the phrase "the Brewers are in first. "

He looks familiar....

What's the matter? You never seen a husky man in a hoodie before?

Sean, here is a classic beer spillin' from Milwaukee. I like to think it shows the difference in fan base. Enjoy.

Will somebody please provide us with the obligatory reverse gif?

You'd think the supposed "best fans in baseball" would at least be able to hold their liquor.

Wrigleyville is the most lamentable thing white civilization has ever produced. I view it only through the lens of shame and embarrassment, a black eye on the history of our proud and noble people.