You said it yourself. You do feel bad about a kid getting hurt. You're happy that it's Urban and OSU. Nothing off the radar here...

I call BS. A real fan would also have Roger Goodell's signature branded on his skull.

Well, if "business as usual" means a concerted effort toward running 14 into a wall and then running him over on the next lap, I'll go with "business as usual."

Sad but true. "Torchy" is doing his best to bail the team out of quality starts.

Mrs. Zook does not appear to be handling the move to Green Bay well at all...

"In all kinds of weather, we all stick together." Sounds like someone could turn that in to a song maybe.

And eat deep fried anything.

Employee evaluations should always allow for sufficient time for meaningful feedback and performance improvement input.

Ms. Upton, for her part, had not noticed any "decrease in velocity."

"Tiger in so much pain that he's wincing just taking off his shoes."

Would have loved to hear the cameraman come back with "plenty of f$&#&@$ space out in the fairway, maybe hit it out there next time."

Lou Pinella being denied admission to a nude beach?

As someone who thought it was a big deal to get Skip Lockwood's autograph back in the day, I appreciate the excitement.

If the beer he dropped was a Bud, he was out $9 anyway. If that had happened in Milwaukee, he could have dropped a FORTUNE.

In Milwaukee is it common to hide more than one person in a hoodie when getting in to a Brewers game?

He's in there somewhere...

This surprises no one. Litigation is Sterling's Cialis moment.

Agreed. And now he gets $2 billion more, less taxes, to fund more bad behavior.

Just waiting for word that the "Depends" Sterling shit in when he heard he was getting $2 billion for the team is going up for bid on e-bay.

The Cracker Jack vendor is getting off easy. It's the husband I feel for. Poor bastard. This gal looks like a 24/7 bag of laughs.