Arkansas called, they said they're tired of being treated like Ned Beatty in "Deliverance."

Yeah. Sadly, it spends the same as real money.

Hey Lumpy, you wanted your name cleared? Oh, sorry, we thought you meant cleared OFF THE ROSTER. Claim your douche bag at the front desk.

Hey Lumpy, you wanted your name cleared? Oh, sorry, we thought you meant off the roster. Claim your douche bag at the front desk.

Teammate. Wrong side of the ball. Good to see Richie finally found someone that didn't own him. Can hardly wait for the "gee Mrs. Cleaver" apology. ______ bag.

Southern plantation owner? Okay, I can see that. Financial success if you were a good one. Slave? Sorry; slaves never had the choice to walk away. You knew the drill when you got in to the program, or thought you did, and when it didn't pan out, you moved along. You grew. Now you're finishing up a Masters Degree in…

Still waiting to hear about one hard open field tackle where Plank drilled somebody one on one. Easy to clobber somebody when they're "teed up"; in space and in coverage, not so much.

Amazing he didn't work in some reference to letting go of the shot "behind the backboard."

No stranger to Ted Drewe's frozen custard, he. Let him throw out the first pitch tonight, then let him find his way out of the stadium. He's earned it, whatever the good people of Boston decide to give him.

Airline officials noted that fixing the plane took considerably longer than expected. Apparently Tim McCarver insisted on analyzing the repair manual, helping the mechanics understand what they had just seen.
Note: The toasted ravioli in St. Louis is tremendous.

I don't think they give better recommendations; they give better directions. "Turn right at the Burger King, left a block down from the McDonalds, in the mall on the lower level by the McAllisters." Can't miss information.

Awesome. +1 for using "performed" and "Minaj" in the same sentence without "going there."

+1 for anyone saying Shannon was drunk. The over/under is usually bottom of the 5th (how symbolic). This is the same Mike Shannon who after Jack Buck, God bless him, stated Tony Lama had stores in all 50 states chimed in "don't forget Alaska and Hawaii!!!"

In other news, Randy White experienced relentless projectile vomiting when asked about the Cowboys defense on the final drive.

Hey. Jerry said it himself. Just be relevant. So one of his revenue streams has the temperament of a 4 year old. Just keep selling jerseys. Put him on the defensive line. They could have used somebody crawling up their a$$.

As a Packer fan, hard to root for the Lions, and even harder to root for the Cowboys. But DAMN! Well done Detriot! Lethargy like the Cowboys defense showed can't be taught - you just gotta have it in you.