If you’re lucky, you have a single older daughter who helps out. Sigh. There’s nothing worse than realizing mom is worse off because she gets less SS than Dad because she made less...

OMG, “I’m sarcastic” or any mention of sarcasm is a deal-breaker. Might as well say, “I’m probably going to upset you by saying something rude to you, your friends or your family and then when you try and discuss it, I’ll say something like ‘I was just JOKING.’”

A little off topic, but what are your go-to dating apps? I have been swimming in the abyss of Tinder, Bumble, and Coffee Meets Bagel since early summer. CMB is fine, but the others... ugh. I just signed up for project fixup— has anyone had success with that one?

What apps are you finding success with, Jezzies? One of my best friends met her fiancé on Tinder, but that’s not giving me a lot of hope.

Maybe you’re an asshole?

Thank you. the worst part was that the “security” at my apartment saw the guys dragging stuff out of my place at 9 pm on a wednsday and bought their bullshit story about helping their cousin move. I should have tried to sue the security company but I didn’t want to go through the ordeal. Funny thing is I went from an…

The shelters where I am (Savannah) let you bring your pets. Which is awesome. When I went through several hurricanes in Florida in 2004-05, the shelters wouldn’t let you.

I was listening to th news on my way home and the reporter was interviewing a woman at a shelter who said some of her neighbors stayed behind because of their pets. It broke my heart 💔.

Saying there’s a new book about the Mitford sisters is a bit like sharing the breaking news that the sun rose again.

You’re right. The makeup on this show has been incredible from the very first episode onward. Just look at the scary looking person on the left!

Hey, caribou, moose, venison, and elk all taste better than beef. I’ve not tasted reindeer, but think I basically have, as reindeer and caribou are kissing cousins.

I just ate my weight in pizza and I’m watching the “new” Star Wars. I love this movie. I think I want to be Kylo Ren for Halloween. What are you going to be?

I’m much more amused that he appears to believe that men have magnanimously granted women equal rights, but women would never do the same if the positions were reversed.

Or, as John Oliver put it: “featuring all of Donald Trump’s favorite family members, and Tiffany.”

Dear Jezebel,

Global warming does not exist.

Sincerely yours,
G.O.P. Santa

And you’re absolutely fucking correct - there’d be a Planned Parenthood on every damn corner, like Starbucks.

This wouldn’t be happening if it was men who got pregnant. I’m not being misandrist, just being fucking honest.

This process is more like sperm or egg donation than surrogacy, and there is much, much less genetic material involved than in the classic sperm/egg donation. So the legal issues would be more like sperm/egg donation, which as far as I know usually only involve whether the kid can seek out the genetic parent at age…