I’m going to a medieval themed music festival this year at the Texas RenFest grounds and I neeeeeeeeed a chain mail dress. Where can I purchase such a thing? Etsy?

I’m going to one in Austin! We’re very excited :)

I like how she was planning on moving to Queens and doing.... WHAT? Like what is her plan? What is she going to do in Queens with her pregnant self? She has NO direction in life.

The human equivalent of Mr. Peanut Butter?  

I’m a little embarrassed to say this publicly on my twitter or facebook but I, like many other women, was molested on public transportation in Istanbul. The scummy guy did exactly what the Donald suggested and grabbed my pussy. I was traveling alone, and the train was extremely full so I never knew for sure who it was…

Y’all should expand your palette southward and add kangaroo to the list! Similarish and delicious!

You have articulated the hypocrisy better than I ever could. ALL the stars.

One of my grandmother’s neighbors was disabled and she did a lot of tv shopping on QVC and the like. No one could stop her and when she passed her kids had to sell and/or dispose of literally decades worth of made for tv stuff. I’m sure some of it was collectible or at least vintage or rare but the majority was junk.…

I once left my dog in the car for less than 2 minutes on a rainy March day in Texas (let’s say low 60s) and he was fine but I got yelled at by the grandma parked next to me.

Freshman year of college we had a cosmo article taped in the bathroom about how to make the most of a quick shower. No idea why that article was there but it was taped on the stall door all year so I read it a million times and one of the tips they gave was that if you shaved your legs you didn’t have to wash them…

I got an otter too! Not very fierce if you ask me but at least they’re intelligent and friendly!

Here’s a sad brag! Was called back for a THIRD interview but never heard back. Luckily I’m still employed (just hate my boss) but finding a new job sucks deez nutz.

For real. I’m in texas right now, it’s 6:30pm, if I walked out the door right now I bet I could have a gun in my hand before 8.

That close to the border everyone is pretty much latinx so I would be very surprised if the attack was motivated by racism or xenophobia. I have gone to Laredo several times with my boyfriend and you have to speak Spanish just to get around and get everyday things done. And I say this as someone who lives in the city…

Maybe it was a lover’s spat? Who knows at this point.

Hell yes she is! #virgosruntheworld

Please follow me. I’m not a troll and make constructive comments. I just want to be ungreyed finally.

I love Gilmore Girls. I used to think it was poorly produced and acted. Then I started to watch it during some summer, because there was a lull in my tv shows, and became seriously addicted. It’s all I ever watch now when I’m bored and tired!

OMG I am so jealous. I think I am destined to be in the greys forever. :( Congrats though! That is seriously awesome news. You are officially approved!

I’ve never understood that! Unless I’m sick or something I’m in and out in under five minutes.