That’s why I always have to wear dresses! I don’t even have to bother with matching two pieces of clothing I just pull it off the hanger. The same reason I wear a lot of black too, everything goes with it.

There is always a Yoko Ono tweet. Without fail.

I seriously loved that show. Would watch it again too haha

Greasy breakfast tacos with spicy salsa and an equally spicy michelada will ALWAYS make me feel better. Afterwards a soft and light agua fresca with alka seltzer is all I need and I’m right as rain!

Was doing a night hike in Costa Rica and using the clay and dirt wall to go past a skinny ledge. I felt all of these holes and our guide shinned a light in one and just centimeters away from where I had been putting my hands there was a HUGE tarantula. Biggest nope ever.

She could also just google it too if she was curious! I do not understand how she could not know.

Last summer I stepped outside to water my front plants, barefoot, and when I walked through the grass to turn on the faucet I stepped on a snake. with my bare foot. It slithered away. from under my bare foot.

Fun fact but did you know that Sophie Turner (Sansa) adopted the dog that played Lady?!?! So freaking cute! <3

Haha my grandpa got an invite recently to a gender reveal party for his friend’s granddaughter and he was so confused. He was like “but I just went to her shower last week!” it’s a new thing.

I was the first baby, a surprise girl, and my parent’s opted not to find out when my brother was born either and for at least the first little while he was wearing a lot of ruffly pink stuff. My mom did not care. Grandma on the other hand...

I’m a wedding planner and I mostly do higher end wedding so probably only 10-12 a year but just this April-May I’ve had a 65k+, 400K+ and at the beginning of April I did my first million dollar wedding :| it was cool but I just could not fathom the money they were spending.

I’m a wedding planner and I ask just to kind of gauge the kind of stuff the bride likes. Is your style more clean lines and elegant (aka modern?) Or do you like the look of antique pieces and mismatched centerpieces (aka vintagey)? Also, here in south Texas a lot of people really want to have a ranch rustic type…

Yeah my uncle committed a white collar crime and he was sent to a place that reminded me of summer camp. They didn’t have fun but I definitely did not get the prison vibe.

Is there anyway to watch this show without cable? These reviews having me wanting to watch!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :(

I feel that sentiment so hard. so. hard. I ate almost an entire bag of salt and vinegar chips when I was binging and now my mouth is totally raw.

I think she SHAVED them off :/ I saw a snap from her on the met gala story and I’m pretty sure she said that she shaved them which just like... no. Why couldn’t she just bleach them! what. is. wrong. with. her.

My thought exactly. That’s what I’d be doing!

I used to work for a primate sanctuary that had taken in a lot of people’s “pets” after they could no longer manage them and those were always the saddest cases. We didn’t have chimps, mainly Japanese macaques and a variety of baboons, but these primates would either be outright violent at the sight of a human or in…

Lol a guy shot himself in the leg yesterday during a road rage incident in San Antonio so I guess karma comes around to bite some people. Terrible bonus point, his kid was in the car and saw the whole thing.