I once had such a huge pimple in my ear that it like blocked my ear canal. It was massive. I lanced it and it just bled and hurt for like hours, finally I got pissed and went to the bathroom and pressed on it really hard and pus EXPLODED all over the bathroom mirror, like silly string. It was so gross but so…

My biggest insult back then was always “Oh yeah? Well you’re not invited to my birthday party!”

My mom is a special ed teacher and she had a little boy in her class who was a diagnosed sociopath. He was terrifying. There were multiple instances of him intentionally harming other children, including his younger sibling, and just feeling like not a bit of remorse. His dad takes him hunting too I guess and he’s…

I went there once and they showed me a top that was ATTACHED to a bra for $95

We have something here in South Texas called Wurstfest. It’s basically Oktoberfest but in November. I think it pretty succinctly could be a “celebration of whiteness” it’s people who used to be germans, maybe, a long time ago “celebrating their german heritage” with things like wienerschnitzel on a stick and fried…

That was so sad. I haven’t been that upset about a character death since I thought they killed Glen >:(

This morning on NPR they were talking about that and one of the commentators basically said “well we cater to a western audience and so we report more on things that are important to western audiences. Nothing like this has ever happened in Belgium but there have been bombings before in Turkey so it’s not as…

Ughhhhh I feel that Forever 21 sentiment so much. Surprise rompers are the WORST!

I heard an interview with his butler on NPR and when he said that he liked his burgers “very well done” I was just like.. wut? Literally does not have a single redeemable or relatable quality.

Someone mentioned this on NPR this morning but the founding fathers designed this system so that the general public would be far away from the actual decision making process of a supreme court nominee. It’s not supposed to be in the hands of the common man at all.

I didn’t even know the Gizmo was my dream dog until he was mine! Look at his teddy face <3 isn’t he so cute?! Here he is in his elf outfit.

My dad dates younger women and is ALWAYS complaining about how they always want to have kids and they aren’t interested in their careers they just want to stay home and I’m just like... why are you still dating younger women?!?!

I didn’t get it and had a mild case of chicken pox but I got shingles at a terribly young age (15) and it was the most miserable I’ve ever been with an illness. Itchy and in pain, little blisters everywhere... I can’t imagine having it as an elderly adult.

I used to make my mom read me that book cause it made her cry. Typing that sentence I now see how mean I was as a kid.

I once saw two Afghan hounds at some outdoor food or music festival and everyone was just entranced by them. They were just prancing, gliding across the pavement, their hair just flowing in the breeze. The funny thing was it was one of those cases where the owner looked JUST like the dogs. She was tall, thin and had…

I commented this above but I’m a wedding planner and when I get girls who want to do a head table, which I mostly try to steer ppl to sweetheart for a variety of reasons, I am almost tyrannical when it comes to them allowing their bridal part to have dates up there. I think it is so rude to make someone’s partner sit…

I’m a wedding planner and when I get girls who want to do a head table, which I mostly try to steer ppl to sweetheart for a variety of reasons, I am almost tyrannical when it comes to them allowing their bridal part to have dates up there. I think it is so rude to make someone’s partner sit with a bunch of people they…

Hey now! Theres a lot of homeless near the starbucks I frequent and they’re always giving stuff to them for free.

It’s this place called The Cove in San Antonio. The food is soooooo good.

If you’re looking for a place to watch it in the heart of texas, San Antonio has a screening on March 30th https://www.facebook.com/events/8027493…