My gyno always gives me yeast infection medication when I get a UTI cause it’s super common for ppl to get a yeast infection after the UTI goes away. The last UTI I had was THE WORST though. It came out of nowhere, like one pee I was fine, the next I was bleeding and screaming. Luckily I was able to get meds super…

Ugh my boyfriends aunt does the same stuff! She takes her kids and some of my boyfriends other cousins who are too young to know better to clinics here in South Texas and makes them hold signs that say stuff like “I could be your baby” and “Don’t abort me” etc. It’s sick. My boyfriend was once doing service work with…

I’m so in awe of Femen but I don’t think I would ever be brave enough to do what those girls do. Maybe in another life though, who knows! There’s lots of things here in Texas that could use a good counter-protest Femen style.

I was wondering if this disease can affect women who have children years from now. I go to Mexico all the time because my boyfriend and his family live there and if I contracted the disease and didn’t show symptoms, which I guess people often don’t, and then decided to have a baby later on, say in like five years, I…

Once knew a girl names Mattie-mae. She just went by the first but all of the older ladies LURVED her name.

Does that really work? I have some bald patches from overzealous plucking at 14. If I let my hairs grow out it covers them pretty well but then I also start to look like I have cavewoman brows. I heard you have to get a prescription for that though?

Just wanted to use this as an excuse to share a photo of my baby in his Santa suit. Don’t worry, it includes a little cap.

Tell them it’s the San Antonio Spurs. Cause they really are the best team. I could wax poetic to you for awhile about how much I love them and all of the reasons why but the biggest one is obviously Becky. She’s a rockstar!

I learned this lesson from my grammie at the tender age of six. My great-grammie, her mother, had just passed away and we were going through things at her house. We found a GORGEOUS collection of vintage clutches in a back closet, just beautiful beaded things. In all but one of them we found WADS of super vintage…

My childhood friend sells designer clothes on Poshmark that she buys for like SUPER cheap at Goodwill and places like that and she started making so much money she quite her corporate position with Michael Kors and makes like over $60,000 a year selling on Poshmark.

Can you apply for unemployment? I lost my first ever job out of college and I wish someone in my conservative family would have told me what unemployment was and/or helped me with that!

My boyfriend and I saw it and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. It was not a cinematic masterpiece but it was hilarious.

Word. Wouldn’t date him now but it was totes worth it then. Also was totally worth it to be the only girl to show up to prom on a Harley. All the other girls were jelly and all their moms were nervous. It was awesome.

I love Jubilee! Their date was so cute, she’s so pretty and they just looked like they were having such a great time and genuinely into each other. I felt so bad that they were ganging up on her. I hope Ben could see that.

There’s a dinner near my house that serves a blue moon and vanilla shake and a guinness and chocolate shake and both are deliciousssssssss :D

Word. My dad, the one with the $$, forced my brother to change universities and go to a local school and made my brother live with him. He didn’t like the fact that my brother was getting a liberal arts education and basically wouldn’t give him the money to go to his chosen school (he would have had to pay the same…

My mom quietly left a book about contraceptives and STDs on my bed along with a box of condoms when I got my first serious boyfriend. We didn’t talk about it but it was nice to know she was looking out. I didn’t use the condoms with him (gross, dumped him right before prom!) but did use them with the hot biker I dated…

Sounds like my dad. He’s in great physical shape for a man his age and not bad looking at all but he doesn’t want older women because they “aren’t in shape” and he doesn’t want younger women because “they all what to have kids and I’m done having kids”. He always finds an excuse to not date someone.

Ladies can still look great and formal in a suite though! Just because you don’t want to wear a dress doesn’t mean you wouldn’t dress for the occasion and I’m sure you regularly do. I bet you have fantastic lady suits!

Y’all... the blue bell-less summer was real down here in Texas. It was a sad, sad summer for Texas. Once they got the ok to sell again I went to HEB the first day it was back and they were already totally sold out. Sad day :’(