That one amused me, as I’m guessing his point was something about Obama wanting to give (lazy, liberal, and probably black in this guy’s mind) people whatever they want for free... WHILE he was upset that a private business was ONLY giving him a free coffee as opposed to a free expensive espresso drink of his choice.…

In theory that makes sense and sounds reasonably appealing (although probably less so to the big fans of modding who’d be the ones paying more so that vanilla players could pay less). I find it hard to believe that they’d ever actually lower the base game price, though. I remember hearing a similar argument about paid…

Probably the closest I’ve ever gotten to a sick burn was the time I was walking out of a Planned Parenthood and passed a man on the sidewalk who had a pretty distinct meth face (very common where I’m from). He looked at me and said, “that’s a nasty habit, you know”, and I immediately replied “whose, yours or mine?”.…

I had a reeeeally similar experience, the only difference was it was the popular girls who dared the boy instead of other boys. I actually didn’t post in that thread because I thought people would think I was copying you, but apparently that kind of assholery is a middle school staple. They kept trying to do the same…

As a former airline employee, I guarantee that’s apocryphal just because gate agents rarely if ever have a clue where your non-gate checked luggage is. We all dreamt about it at one point or another though, I guarantee it...

I feel like having an 800 year old feline Nick Nolte would, if anything, mean you should post MORE pictures. Ugly pets and ugly babies fall right into that perfect internet zone of weird + adorable, you can’t lose with that combo.

Missing the treatment seems like a result of poor planning more than anything else. There at a thousand other reasons for missing a flight - late to the airport, mechanical issues with the plane, weather, you name it. If you absolutely MUST be someplace on a particular day then you should always book a flight with…

I wasn't excusing him. I don't think it's an excuse on any level. I was just pointing out that he has an abnormally public record of diagnosis, so it's even more striking that no one is trying to claim that as the reason (though like I said I get why he wouldn't himself, but you'd think gamergate people would be all…

He actually has a surprisingly public history that indicates he has a legitimate ASD diagnosis. I can understand why he himself would not bring that up all things considered, however.

I feel like it's a safe bet that this kind of stupidity is exactly what caused the "skinny" latte thing. Someone is dieting, picks a low calorie option off of a nice, informative list, and then completely fails to realize that it's only low calorie if you order it as-is in the listed serving size. I love how…

Based on all of the other misunderstandings I'm going to venture a guess that this dude didn't actually know what rare was referring to either.

I feel like that could turn into some kind of never ending loop of realizing that the unexpected is now expected and therefore you should stop expecting it. I want to try it now...

As a woman with narrow hips my first thought was also, "damn, those look heavy, welp not staying on MY body..."

The main idea is to make you painfully aware that a bunch of strangers have your address and want to fuck with you. It's also just annoying. But the bottom line is you never know if it's going to end with just the food or if you'll have a SWAT team or someone who's been led to believe you want to be raped breaking…

I think it's important to consider that most of the time when the guy is well-meaning but ends up coming off creepy he's young. That means the girl involved is probably also young. And contrary to popular belief girls aren't born with an innate sense of how to handle difficult social situations without hurting…

I'm surprised there weren't any tips about the ankle, it's basically a given that you will cut your ankle and bleed like a stuck pig at least once while learning to shave your legs. You do eventually learn the right combo of angle and pressure to avoid this (also those multi blade razors really help), but as a 12 year…

Oh, he is TOTALLY the type who rationalizes his controlling behavior by describing it as totally voluntary on her part. I'd bet he's done it so often and for so long that this doesn't even register as a contradiction in his mind.

I'm deeply curious as to what would inspire a virgin to set up an online sex school (no offense to virgins or anything, it just seems like there's got to be a REALLY weird story behind it...)

It depends. If the tiny kittens are yours then it's really probably directly proportional, as you have to take them to the vet every few weeks and worry about whether they hid the Lego piece or swallowed it and wipe their tiny cat butts because they have an upset tummy and might otherwise smear poop around and live…

Wait... Did zerokei say it warrants piracy?? It's annoying enough for me that I often end up just giving up on games. Thirty minutes trying to find/remember/reset the password and then go through the second library and then launch again, when I get zero actual benefit from the interface itself, is intrusive enough to…