It would be good as a live action dark comedy starring Danny Devito as Mario. After having lost his job as a plumber due to economic turmoil, Mario wanders the mean streets of New York until he falls down a green manhole and hits his head. He wakes up in the Mushroom Kingdom and at Kamek’s behest goes on a Wizard of…

Piccolo and Mr. Popo are coded black characters.

I’m glad this kind of bullshit isn’t going to take hold of anyone besides the activist fringe and the social scientists of academia.

I like my Keurig. It’s easy and I take my coffee with milk and sugar so I’m not after some gourmet brew. I also use the reusable cup so any environmental impact is a sunk cost. Would I buy another? Probably not, but there’s no reason to give it up at present.

I’ve woken up next to worse.

Hilarious stuff. The NFL needs to embrace streakers and fans on the field; without any evidence that not zooming in or acknowledging it has actually decreased the prevalence of incidents all they’re doing by ignoring them is taking away fun. In before “something something dimebag darrell.”

No it shouldn’t; indecent exposure is charge enough.

Why? The distinctions between the terribleness of different forms of sexual misconduct is more relevant now then ever. To claim Louis CK is the moral equivalent of Roman Polanski is just plain inaccurate.

Truly, avoiding businesses owned by people of the wrong races is the way to fix racism. Enlightening stuff!

Either you like these joints in particular or you want statues, no middle ground!

The implication that I dislike is that to enjoy anything, you need to go out of your way to understand the “problematic” aspects of it. No thanks. Unless you’re a scholar of period animation or a video game journalist desperate for some clicks, there’s no benefit to anyone from obsessing over the dark side of…

History will remember him well for securing our Southern border and getting illegal immigration under control. When global warming reduces the global fresh water supply and the people of South America begin mass migration, we’ll be glad to have the infrastructure in place to keep them from coming up here.

Sounds like cultural appropriation to me - I hope it was at least a respectful, culturally sensitive Luau.

A reliable way is to go right when a new kind comes out, like Rollo McFlurry. At least for the release day, it’s likely the machines will work.

I love it.

It’s obviously not “inseparable from minstel imagery,” because plenty of people have been able to do just that. What you mean to say is, “Cuphead ought not be separated from minstrel imagery,” which is a much harder claim to defend. People don’t need to look at every little thing in the world trying to find some link…

It’s not really a question of education though. It’s not a fact that this is a bad change, it’s a question of opinion. Casual gamers might legitimately value being able to play competitively without having to put in huge amounts of time. If you can’t cope and it’s not profitable to cater to you, maybe the AAA game…

Bernie Sanders - Are Jews white now?

Posts like this make me glad that the prospects of any new gun control legislation getting through federally are zero.

I teach my kids to be bullies if a strange dog comes. Spit on your fingers and give the dog a double wet willy while you scream at the top of your lungs. If the dog puts up with it, you can rest assured he’s a good boy.