I teach my kids to be bullies if a strange dog comes. Spit on your fingers and give the dog a double wet willy while you scream at the top of your lungs. If the dog puts up with it, you can rest assured he’s a good boy.

I just value the headphone jack too much. The stereo receiver I use for my music listening can’t do wireless, it’s too old. The stuff I’ve seen to feed wireless into the vintage units are too clumsy to fool with. I could get a new receiver but they’re expensive and for the price I get a better sound quality by buying…

Eddie Murphy

Nice! Hopefully they don’t get wiped out in the side story of a big multiverse shattering event.

I’d prefer a new Static solo series.

Grammar and language are things worth using properly. When they’re abused, everyone’s ability to communicate eventually suffers. The word ‘literally’ is literally meaningless now because of such sloppiness.

On Kotaku. Pewdiepie’s 57 million viewers is a much larger audience than this blog.

It’s logical to expect someone to be sad when a loved one dies. As for the actual reaction, no it’s not logical. Even a person who can’t think logically or who is irrational will still feel sad when a loved one dies (unless they’re some kind of sociopath).

Whenever I have sleep paralysis it’s when I’m laying facedown. Very scary with the pillow impeding your respiration and you can’t roll over.

Whenever I have sleep paralysis it’s when I’m laying facedown. Very scary with the pillow impeding your respiration and you can’t roll over.

Rationality and logic are ways of thinking about things. Feelings are different in kind, involuntary biological responses to some stimulus. Thus it’s misplaced to say “Those feelings are rational.”

Feelings by definition aren’t rational or logical.

Sounds like you’ve got a severe case of Trump Derangement Syndrome.

This post is clearly satire. There’s nobody on this earth with strong feelings about both Ray Lewis and the allegedly relevant Cleveland Browns of yesteryear, who also has the computer skills to post on Deadspin and get out of the grays.

No, but the support for the ridiculous “Black Heroes Matter” and the whining about the value of representation gives it away.

No thanks, there are better comics about fighting supernatural forces that don’t have diversity shoehorned in.

Why wouldn’t you call border patrol? The law needs to be enforced in order to maintain our sovereignty. If you don’t have a border you aren’t a proper nation.

It’ll be tough with the modern disuse of CD’s and CD Roms.

Brings a smile to my face every time. Utopian egalitarianism is ruined; the dems are either going to flee identity politics or keep losing. The right is on the rise, hurrah!

Good for him, illegals need to be removed every chance we get. Don’t want to be hassled by the authorities, don’t claim to be a lawbreaker in the state house.