Slide 4: “Any wheel where the number of spokes is not evenly divisible by the number of visible lugs.”

I feel a little embarrassed that I haven’t been doing this.

The Utah Amnesiac

Every year, without fail, when the first snow comes it’s like everyone totally forgets how to drive in the snow and there are just hundreds of crashes on the first day of the first snow of the year

But then after that, oh yeah snow! I remember snow now, gotta go slower, leave more room oh yeah. Every…

“Error, persisted in long enough, must be accepted in the language. But there is no need to hurry.” - Charles Rembar, The Law of the Land

It’s 2022. People don’t back off in shame any more. They double down and commit to their bullshit harder. Your hate only makes them stronger. Gives them focus.

He’s a blue and gold-themed hero?

I love the Netflix Marvel shows if only for attempting to have a different tone than the films. Hawkeye was loads of fun, but it still felt like the same “product” as the movies if that makes any sense.

I miss Radio Shack

Seriously, I’m all for hating on billionaries, but as billionaire yachts go, this is pretty cool.

Probably Lambos.

Even though I could never afford it (obviously) I think this is ridiculously awesome. I feel like Jalopnik currently has the biggest disconnect in terms of how writers see their takes being received, and what their actual reading audience is. Most of us like to see cool stuff, especially if it was repurposed like this.

So they’re repurposing a ship that would otherwise be dismantled in an environmentally friendly manner, and your take is it’s bad, just because it’s for a billionaire?

Is be less worried about the grams and more about my knees and nads

I’ll cut it when I know I like the fit!! gotta shave those grams

I was thinking my grandma could control a gun better than this guy.

He looked like a total badass. The control of his weapon points to adequate training. Glad he’s armed and spraying our highways for justice.

Hey David Tracy, you see all that rust?  I have a bridge to sell you.

This is the next evolution in the SUV. Now that everyone drives a crossover, they needed to make it even taller to be sure it properly lords over the peasants (and puts the headlights right at rearview mirror level).

This pretty much says it all. Remember, this is a town with fewer than 1,500 residents.

I you put lights on the tumbleweeds, put fire retardant on first so you don’t create a bonfire.