The Utah Amnesiac

Every year, without fail, when the first snow comes it’s like everyone totally forgets how to drive in the snow and there are just hundreds of crashes on the first day of the first snow of the year

But then after that, oh yeah snow! I remember snow now, gotta go slower, leave more room oh yeah. Every…

“Error, persisted in long enough, must be accepted in the language. But there is no need to hurry.” - Charles Rembar, The Law of the Land

I miss Radio Shack

Seriously, I’m all for hating on billionaries, but as billionaire yachts go, this is pretty cool.

Probably Lambos.

Even though I could never afford it (obviously) I think this is ridiculously awesome. I feel like Jalopnik currently has the biggest disconnect in terms of how writers see their takes being received, and what their actual reading audience is. Most of us like to see cool stuff, especially if it was repurposed like this.

So they’re repurposing a ship that would otherwise be dismantled in an environmentally friendly manner, and your take is it’s bad, just because it’s for a billionaire?

Is be less worried about the grams and more about my knees and nads

I’ll cut it when I know I like the fit!! gotta shave those grams

I was thinking my grandma could control a gun better than this guy.

He looked like a total badass. The control of his weapon points to adequate training. Glad he’s armed and spraying our highways for justice.

Hey David Tracy, you see all that rust?  I have a bridge to sell you.

This is the next evolution in the SUV. Now that everyone drives a crossover, they needed to make it even taller to be sure it properly lords over the peasants (and puts the headlights right at rearview mirror level).

This pretty much says it all. Remember, this is a town with fewer than 1,500 residents.

People are using forums and instead of Facebook groups.

But he works for pennies on the dollar!

My buddy has an ex-wife that’s a loose nut.  The indicators were a little different.

I understand that this storm came out of nowhere. So having an emergency kit is a good idea.

#1 advice should be to stay home if possible, #2 should be to have a full tank of gas before the storm. Its very easy to regulate body temperature if the car is running, but more importantly, if the car needs to move, it can.

I you put lights on the tumbleweeds, put fire retardant on first so you don’t create a bonfire.