...Filtering out cereal dust? That is an offense against man alongside scraping the glaze off the donut. The last bowl of cereal, packed with sweetened dust that just dissolves into the milk, is the best thing.

That’s pretty close to mine! Lmao.
What are the odds?

I just have a bit more extensions than that (kinda addicted to extensions).

Sounds like Harris really toasted this guy’s...

Yeah, who knows what it takes to get out of the grays. I've been posting for 5 years and I'm still in the grays.

Just randomly found this

I thought the flashbacks were so unnecessary this season, and felt that the ones before could’ve been cut down a bit. Now we’re getting to Oliver learning Russian and speaking the language decently, being a mob boss, and being honed to his season 1 self, all in one year? Come on! If Oliver were smart enough to learn…

Location scouting has begun, with director Michael Bay seemingly setting his sights on Stonehenge in England as a potential target.

1. Luke was supposed to have a bigger role, but they didn’t want to overshadow new characters.

If he blows a tire, hits a deer, hydroplanes on a puddle, runs into an unexpected brick or hammer, or pretty much anything untoward happens...he can slide, still doing 150, into the back of a minivan full of kids, or across the center divider and have a 220mph head on.

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.

Dumbass isn’t good enough?

It doesn’t, however, include Oscar Isaac and Domhnall Gleeson recreating the dancing scene from Ex Machina while in their Star Wars costumes. Huge let down.

But getting the seeds out of the permagranate is such a pain in the ass.

It would have been the biggest troll if they only had Flash cameo for a few seconds with him shouting, throu static and bright lights, “LOIS IS THE KEY! YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT HIM! IVE COME TOO EARLY!” then disappearing. Super girl wonders "what was that all about?" She shrugs and thus resumes another typical Supergirl…

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

“Keep your eyes on the road you distracted son of a bitch.”

Something like this I guess.

Negotiating with a Hutt, obviously.

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

Roots-type supercharger: Accomplished