...Filtering out cereal dust? That is an offense against man alongside scraping the glaze off the donut. The last bowl of cereal, packed with sweetened dust that just dissolves into the milk, is the best thing.

That’s pretty close to mine! Lmao.
What are the odds?

I just have a bit more extensions than that (kinda addicted to extensions).

Sounds like Harris really toasted this guy’s...

Yeah, who knows what it takes to get out of the grays. I've been posting for 5 years and I'm still in the grays.

If he blows a tire, hits a deer, hydroplanes on a puddle, runs into an unexpected brick or hammer, or pretty much anything untoward happens...he can slide, still doing 150, into the back of a minivan full of kids, or across the center divider and have a 220mph head on.

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.

Dumbass isn’t good enough?

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

“Keep your eyes on the road you distracted son of a bitch.”

Something like this I guess.

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

Roots-type supercharger: Accomplished

As someone who suffers from various allergies, I’ll try to be as diplomatic as possible here. That said...

Hey, go fuck yourself.

I’m HondAnonymous. I don’t work for Acura, but i cut hair for the RDX project manager’s sister in law...

More disingenuous reporting from Gawker.

And then the still lower IQ people will vote for Hillary, even though she should be in jail. Any other person with a security clearance would be already.

I hope you don’t think you’re better than us just because you admit you shouldn’t think you’re better than us.

The tone and content of this article is, essentially, trolling white people who are conscientious about racism.