Yeah, well, is it clean?  Huh?  Yeah, it is.  Bet you feel dumb now Ms. Car Elitist-head Person.

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

Shouldn’t number 14 behind him also have been ejected?

This is why I always wear the other team’s jersey when I go to my kid’s game.

Am I supposed to drive it into the sun as the concert ends?

BRING BACK THE EFFING CHILI CHEESE BURRITO.

Sure, but one adapts.

My friend was on the sidewalk when an unauthorized center cap flew off a Porsche and severed her hands and blinded her left eye.  She was wearing an authorized Ferrari jacket, which immediately caught on fire.

That’s a good bike, but mid-range pricewise.  It’s pretty easy to find bikes, mountain or road, north of $10,000.

This man has poor, wasteful taste.  I know this because I am an excellent judge of taste.  So good, in fact, that I ordered myself a trophy with exactly that on it.

Ice Breaker Ice Cubes gum, in spearmint, peppermint or cinnamon.  The flavoring is strong enough to do the job.  It uses xylitol, so there are dental benefits.  It comes in big bags if that’s your thing.  It’s available all over the place.  I get mine at Walmart specifically.

Ice Breaker Ice Cubes gum, in spearmint, peppermint or cinnamon.  The flavoring is strong enough to do the job.  It…

It can’t be Goose’s kid in the coffin.  Goose’s kid would have to be played by Ryan Gosling, and he’s not in the cast.

Crap... I missed the humidifier. Otherwise I’ve been doing all this uselessly for years.

They can’t even provide links to files hosted under the Logitech (or Logi) domains for the Unifying receivers?  Just some direct download from an AWS share somewhere?  And said download is apparently bricking receivers?  This is not how this should be done.

I’m pretty conservative, and I’d love nothing more than to see Abraham Lincoln descend from the sky on a cloud and grab Trump by the neck and bellow “you and I have NOTHING in common” before tossing him into the sun.

Will there be a Raptor version of the emoji?  Not interested if not.

That’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for Mr. Blart.

“... tiny, smooth, and hard”

It’s being compared to a Ferrari. Shouldn’t that be “immolation is the sincerest form of flattery”?

And yo momma be like, “Finally, a big enough back seat”