Mental disorder?  That’s messed up.

I’m aware of the method of disabling in Device Manager, but I’m looking more for a quick switch.  And good work on the great aunt’s laptop.  Missing feature vs crunched screen is no contest.

Oh, sure, but if I drop my pants to prove I’m a dude I’m “engaging in lewd behavior” and “need to leave the chess tournament”.

Yeah... My Dell Precision has a touchscreen.  Its only use is to piss me off when the 4-year old says “what’s that, dada?” and touches whatever he’s looking at and immediately has control of my computer.  Normal for a 4-year old, not ok for my computer.  Any laptop with a touchscreen should also have a quick way of…

Or at least he has no resistance to it. Personally, I’m kind of amped about it.

Two thumbs up... Linus recognized his own flaws, took time to address them, and presumably will continue to do so.  Obviously we're not privy to his discussions with his therapist, but I'm glad he has one.  Seems like it can only make a fantastic developer even better.

I don't think he was serious about that being a solution.  It seemed more like an example of his often rather dry sense of humor.

I’m 6'5", wife is 5'4"... is that ok?

That’s the American patent and inventor. It was preceded in Britain, however, by Sir Air, 9th Earl of Bag, and hence bears his name. He is the maternal descendant of the Earl of Sandwich and paternally of Sir Douche, 5th Earl of Bag. All of this is absolutely true.

I’m sorry, but the advice is wrong. The correct answer is, tell any visitors that inquire that it’s the blood of your enemy and that your living enemies list grows shorter by the day.

I’m sorry, but the advice is wrong. The correct answer is, tell any visitors that inquire that it’s the blood of…

They don’t.  In fact, it seems like lots and lots of white people think this particular human is a complete idiot.  Personally I think she should have been arrested for filing a false report or whatever else might apply.

Counterpoint:  That’s complete BS.

And who says that the age of real statesmen is over?

You’re not. You left the window down, I took the opportunity. Sorry, man.

That’s grey with Pep Boys limited edition seat covers to you!

So, if he has been falsely accused, what should he do?

“Tag! You’re it!”

Umm, no, my mommy told me they’re called “the ickies” and that they give you the “owwie tum-tums”.

No! You’ll be grey FOREVER!!!

Umm... ahem... I guess I have to explain.  You see, when 5 trucks love each other very much...