Wow, seriously? I don’t feel bad about taking candy from babies anymore.

Oh man so this one time like 40 years ago I was hitching and I saw some guy throw his stash into the glove compartment of his Buick at a red. So, it had been a while, and I could have free bag if I move fast. I moved fast.

MBJGA

lol

One of these is not like the others...

Counterpoint:  Just let Darwin do his damn job.

There’s too many self-indulgent wieners in that city with too much bloody money.

It would be the handin’ out dollas dollas yo motion. Except instead of dolla dolla bills it’s super-ontologically infinite resources.

My applause is given. You’ve actually found a use for the poors!

Exactly.  Why are we worrying about keys?  Who drives their car more than once?  Do you re-wear your underwear?  Please tell me you don’t.

Stop feeding him, lest you ruin that.

Yep, people used to be imperfect.  They’re still imperfect.  They’ll always be imperfect.  That includes you.  The books depict a pretty amazing range of a family in a growing country, warts and all.  I have no problem with telling kids that something that they just read has a lot of good and bad.

I like Tesla a lot, and I still thought that was funny! (And not even slightly rabid)

Yeah, same here. For me the killer moment was when the 50,000BHP SuperShelbyDeathstick5000 KITT was being chased by a minvan full of baddies and they were actually keeping up!  I was sitting there thinking, “Whelp, the Shelby GT500 is nice, but I kinda want that minivan!” followed by, “sigh... this is not Knight…

Oy... those futuristic superdupercars did not age well...

Good heavens, man.  Leave. Leave now.  Go quickly and binge them all.

You might start by not having such a view of flyover country, or anyone else that you dismissively lump together. Why the hell would they *ever* listen to you when you’ve already dismissed the from relevance?

We needs more women in Congress. I’m happy to see this.

Would you let Nick Offerman bring hors d’oeuvres? He seems pretty real.

HOT TIP: I’ve never met Natalie Portman or Mary Todd Lincoln in person.