Ok, disappointed. I read this article expecting to find out what’s the Fanciest™ Diesel. Zilch. Please amend.

lol... win...

“Sorry, little seal, you’re just not cute enough. Move along.”

Whale penis leather or get out.

1) People can *easily* make their own.

I’m pretty pro-gun, so know that from the outset. However, I’m not particularly pro-NRA. What I would like to see is a very clear connection between proposed laws and actual incidents. How would proposal Y have stopped mass shooting X? If it can’t pass that simple test, how the hell do you justify riding the wave of…

One of my vehicles has 27. Only about 14 are unique, though. This transmission brought to you by Shimano.

Can we compromise at 2.5D?

Canada, the corrupter of nations. I assume the 2022 Winter Games will feature nude curling?

Lol, look at the... wait, where was the meltdown? No, seriously, where?

“Gales also had to pay a £666 fine”

Why not walk with him, say, 25 feet ahead, so that people don’t think you’re together. Then, when something like that happens, point it out to him. Maybe he so inured to it that he just doesn’t see it anymore.

I’m running BeOS virtualized inside OS/2 Warp cuz I like to party.

But who will shoulder the cost?

Why not wait for all the facts? Reserving judgment is hard— I say that with neither snark nor sarcasm— but this is a time for it.

Am I the only person that keeps a small black hole around so that I can measure the Hawking radiation output and use it generate truly random passwords? There are downsides— time flows at a measurably faster rate on the right side of my keyboard than the left, for example— but the peace of mind is SO worth it.

Well, crap, will I have an iPhone Cross and a Nissan CrossMotion, or will I have an iPhone 10 and a Nissan 10Motion? Can’t the companies of the world settle on the way to speak the symbol “X”?

Well, yeah, I mean, how can they drive safely what with their feelings and boobs getting in the way?

It’s a GT ST, duh.

I don’t have homeowner’s insurance, but I do have rental insurance. I don’t know if it’s the same, but in my case I’m required to take reasonable measures to ensure the security of the property. If I intentionally left my garage door open 8 hours a day habitually, my insurance would not apply.