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Now, now... What happens if the driver starts crying during the race? Will they have a counselor on hand in the pit? Will he specialize in extremely rapid comforting and reassuring? And what about general problems of weak constitutions? Will they have to carry a man in the back seat?

Maybe already posted...

Poe’s law at work ;-)

You think you’ll get COTD with only 450 stars? Think again. And, here, have another one.

“Please pull your car into the service — err, sir, this is a Hyundai dealership.”

The JEALOUS commenters on left-wing shill jalopnik don’t know AMERICAN tires are best! Reports of tires not validated are fake news. SAD!!!

That’s right... apparently CarMax is one of the few remnants of Circuit City still in existence.

“If you don’t remember your birth county you can’t fill out the form.”

Don’t forget your chequebooque.

“I make my cars to go, not to stop.” — Ettore Bugatti

To me the torque wars make more sense. That actually seems relevant to their purpose. The HP wars make no sense after a certain point... I’d take any of the mid-level cars’ power levels in a fantastic chassis over the 800HP rage beasts any day.

Don’t pollute.

Why the hell are there now auto-playing “Recent Video(s) from Gizmodo” in the middle of articles? Seriously? What the hell? I know I’m just some dumbass that never managed to tickle someone’s fancy well enough to be pulled out of the greys, but fwiw, that’s a deal-breaker. No more Giz. I know... who cares, buh-bye,…

lol, so I was looking at the lead picture in the article and my 3-year old came up and said, “Is that Darth Vader?” Except he was cuter about it... “Dart Bader?” Anyway I’m both proud of him and now curious if that’s who they had in mind as they design that section.

Hey, sorry about the rape. We still going hiking?

And I’ll just spoil it all for you now. Imagine a stone with the power of destruction and creation, the heart of a goddess. Clearly, an Infinity Stone. We find this outside of the usual MCU fare, cleverly hidden in a different Disney property, and yet with no reason to imagine this is a different universe than the MCU.

I died twice watching that.

let me guess... they get all that free food and they complain about it, right?

Why is it that articles that are intended to expose racism on this site seem to be packed to the brim with bigoted, prejudiced assumptions? “Hey, you people on the wrong side of history... wait for me!”