In a way, I give the gluten-free people more of a pass, although their benefit is entirely accidental. I know 2 people with Celiac and they’ve both commented on how much better the selection of food has become for them. Of course, when they ask for gluten-free in restaurants they have to emphasize that they’re not…

This guy is becoming the Joe Paterno of law enforcement.

Yikes. That person reached the lowest point of the uncanny valley and grabbed a shovel.

No, he really has a thing for wall outlets. And that’s a nice one.

No gratitude to the puddle at 0:02.5 that tried to stop the attack? It did its best but, well, it’s water. But who knows how much worse this could have been?

Let this message go forth to the nations from this place on this very day to all those devoted to the saving of lives: If I’m dying and you need to drag me down the aisle of an airplane with my junk flapping in the breeze to save my life, then I say this: The Junk Shall Flap! Let it flap free and proud!

And people will continue to disregard your opinion and instead seek credible news sources. But, hey, you got your insult-the-Pres rocks off.

Take some consolation in the fact that, if you’re looking for the fastest for downhill speed, you already have it. On a paved surface (as opposed to downhill mountain biking, say), assuming the rider has the power to push, the top speed will be achieved with the largest front ring and the smallest rear ring.

Wait, so it keeps my lettuce fresh but makes it GMO? So confused...

What? This could be advertising gold! Just imagine...

Get your hands off me, you damned, dirty Jawa.

It’s almost as if she doesn’t exist just to please you. How dare she!

I like this “definition”:

Accounting for inflation... possibly. But they got it right along the way.

Science!

Dude, I think you’re underestimating the value of...<checks configurator>... trailer balls and... er... paint protection film.

Ah, ok. That sounds considerably more advanced than commodity hardware in parallel.

Why do they have to specify “advanced” supercomputing? Are there Institutes of Average Supercomputing? Or Institutes of Remedial Supercomputing? Isn’t it all pretty advanced?

Has Trump never seen the process of developing a new technology? Of course there are unknowns and problems. It’s *new*. Eons ago, Chief Thag Trump probably said something like, “Wheel bad. Wheel hard. What is wheel? Have to be shaman to understand. Sled easy. We use sled. Sled will be yuge.”

Rocky 3.5 — Even Heartier!