In a way, I give the gluten-free people more of a pass, although their benefit is entirely accidental. I know 2 people with Celiac and they’ve both commented on how much better the selection of food has become for them. Of course, when they ask for gluten-free in restaurants they have to emphasize that they’re not…

This guy is becoming the Joe Paterno of law enforcement.

Yikes. That person reached the lowest point of the uncanny valley and grabbed a shovel.

No, he really has a thing for wall outlets. And that’s a nice one.

No gratitude to the puddle at 0:02.5 that tried to stop the attack? It did its best but, well, it’s water. But who knows how much worse this could have been?

Let this message go forth to the nations from this place on this very day to all those devoted to the saving of lives: If I’m dying and you need to drag me down the aisle of an airplane with my junk flapping in the breeze to save my life, then I say this: The Junk Shall Flap! Let it flap free and proud!

It’s almost as if she doesn’t exist just to please you. How dare she!

I like this “definition”:

Accounting for inflation... possibly. But they got it right along the way.

Science!

Dude, I think you’re underestimating the value of...<checks configurator>... trailer balls and... er... paint protection film.

Ah, ok. That sounds considerably more advanced than commodity hardware in parallel.

Why do they have to specify “advanced” supercomputing? Are there Institutes of Average Supercomputing? Or Institutes of Remedial Supercomputing? Isn’t it all pretty advanced?

Has Trump never seen the process of developing a new technology? Of course there are unknowns and problems. It’s *new*. Eons ago, Chief Thag Trump probably said something like, “Wheel bad. Wheel hard. What is wheel? Have to be shaman to understand. Sled easy. We use sled. Sled will be yuge.”

Yep, undoubtedly sick and wrong. Claiming that the first consent is blanket consent for any act is almost like “You said we could have sex, I figured you wouldn’t mind me taking your kidney. It’s just a question of degree of access, right?” Yes, I’m being stupid, but still...

Please test and report.

Not sure it was awkward, but it was a little sad... Got a number of messages from law firms letting some poor guy know that he couldn’t sue for his defective replacement hip because of statutes of limitation. I checked it out and verified that it was from legit law firms. I called them and let them know. Sad... poor…

Perhaps because of the... captiva audience.

Mine was “Meh Silver”. It died broadsiding a Toyota Tercel. Life hack: if you’re passengering in a Toyota Tercel and the driver says (s)he is going to “gun it” to turn through an intersection before an oncoming car gets there, bail immediately. Even in traffic, your chances of survival just increased significantly.

Let’s see... my wife: 1, me: 1. That somehow gives 412,645. Math is hard.