He is the law.

How he looks:

Or you make a shit-tonne of money! Or at least that’s what I hear.

When you lose in this game you go to jail

“That means that I interpret the Constitution as a law...I understand it to have the meaning that it had at the time people ratified it. That meaning doesn’t change over time and it’s not up to me to update it or infuse my policy views into it,”

But access to private property isn’t even a right.

It’s weird how people seem to forget they are private property.

Peak, peak, peak little dick energy right there

I’m a run of the mill white guy and I bought this because I also want to see more stuff like this out there. It’s pretty fun, and more diverse storytelling is nothing but good for everyone! Love that it gives people the chance to feel seen. Need more cool indie shit out there!!

Even though I wouldn’t normally spend $22 on a game like this, I’m buying it precisely for what you said at the end: I feel seen. As a brown/desi guy, I never see my culture in video games apart from, like, monsters in Shin Megami Tensei/Persona. And I guess that one Assassin’s Creed side scroller? But this is the…

Well, I thought it was good. I’ll take the diversity anywhere I can get it. If they had a sci-fi fantasy show with an all-Native American main cast, I wouldn’t care how tropey it was. 

A long, long time before GTA and in a galaxy far, far away, this conflict began like so many other epic struggles, in a cantina on a dust speck of a planet in the outer rim...

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“Guess this means we don’t have to pay all our loans back.”

In some ways it's easier to look at than the original though?