Bean burrito day must be a really fun time inside that van.

Fixed

First Submission.

Kid Eats It In Hot Dog Derby...

None of the others cut the mustard?

#too soon??

His buns were toast, until he meats the other guy.. chances are they got grilled in the post-game presser..

Sadly we've all played this game in one form or another.

I kind of ran out of ideas pretty quickly, but whatever.

every time you poke it, there's a 5 minute long exposition speech.

The game of life, courtesy of William Banzai7 (http://wb7.hk/)

Fat Princess Edition.

Phew. Took a little while, but worth it :).

Consider this my resume. When can I start?

Not mine, but:

What are you going to do ?