Yes, half a century later, it still feels too soon. :((

I think that R2 unit has a bad motivator.

Nothing like the good ol' days...

Apparently learned to kiss by making out with his pet fish.

"I'd barter up some of those for shoes." <— you don't understand being cool

How's it going to play out? He's going to reach sixteen and discover girls and rock 'n roll!

Something tells me that this child likes motorcycles...

Momma?

"Just the good ole' boys / Never meanin' no harm / Beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born / Straightenin' the curves / Flattenin' the hills / Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will / Makin' their way the only way they know how / That's just a little bit…

Agreed! Who cares how many get laid off as long as we have bodies manning the rides at Disneyland?