Whaaaaahahahat the fuck. I am not okay.

You know, this really seems like common sense was just not present at the third party company that made these.

Wasn’t it deemed illegal for the president to block another’s American citizen on Twitter?

“Maybe I’ll go see Spider-Man again.”

“I did not have interpersonal relations with that country.”

I’d love to catch The Dark Tower but I hate most things McConaughey....

My girlfriend and I saw that and ohmygod, that was the best date movie I’ve ever seen.

Movie thread here, folks.

“Then I’ll just have to youtube her bits (uh of the movie...)“

Don’t bother with BvS. She’s in it for all of ten to fifteen minutes, and although they’re glorious, the rest is painful drivel that struggles to call itself a movie.

Whoa there, got somethin’ against CT, man?

Maybe anime should stay anime? Just a thought.

“And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities,”

I really don’t think I’m the only one to say this, but:

Jeeeesus Christ. I had no idea he had any issues like this. Serious condolences to his family and bandmates.

Smashing.

Loved this.

I wouldn’t say it was Evans *specifically* that drove it into the ground, it floundered in general after Clarkson, Hammond and May left (and then again worse when the Grand Tour launched) but Evans is still an annoying little shit.

HA! Someone get this man a pint!

I can think of a couple better female choices for those categories, but you’re off to a good start. ;)