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Dear celebs. This is the only nanny you should be trusting around your spouse.

The good Joe Jackson, who made his own great music instead of psychologically torturing his sons while they made great music.

In the 1980’s, the ratio was like 45. Now, as the article notes, it’s nearly 400. This is not an efficient allocation of capital.

PBS is reporting it is everything. What is reported is exactly what would be reported for the company annual report to shareholders.

fire tune

He’s always reminded me of the weird minister from Beetlejuice

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The Mail reports that the women Jackson was seen with are his private dancers and don’t have sex with him. Their only job, allegedly, is to dance for Jackson to “soothe his notoriously explosive temperament,”

Thing #9,972 that I don’t want to think about:

Nick Kroll’s description of Joe Jackson remains accurate

Painted on Mustache and Eyebrows? Check!

Maybe they should have thought of that before they set up their idiot factory.

Marge: How are we going to get those hicks out of our house?

I think what Amy really needs is for someone to send her a book about grammar and punctuation.

i hope you didn’t include the women in that adult count because we all know they can’t leave the house

All the stars for you!

As what? They have been purposely left without education or skills that they could use to be self-sufficient, which is a sin I guess. They could be babysitters, except for the whole serial molester cover-up thing sort of tends to turn parents off.

I’m sure they’ll find this suggestion shocking, but maybe they could get jobs? By my count, there are 7 legal adults living in the home, and the youngest Duggar child is 5, an age when most children can start going to kindergarten.

Can we send them bootstraps?

I’ve got nothing against Asians, but is there currently any British actors of Asian descent with the same namebrand recognition as Elba? In addition to just being ready for a #BlackJamesBond , I also just think that Idris Elba may have the “juice” and visibility to pull it off.