You definitely have to change your makeup colors as you get older, and especially when you go grey. I recently let my grey grow out because it’s finally that perfect mix of dark and white. But I had to change everything: eyebrow, eye shadow, blush, lip color. I’ve gone from peachy tones to rosy shades and brown eye…

...and without the inquisitions, I mean inquiries....

My Grandmother always said to me (imagine an alcoholic Harvey Fierstein-sounding woman with a Kool hanging out of her lipsticked mouth and a tin of Old Milwaukee in her hand) ‘Darlin’ if you want to be glamourous, wear lipstick every day.’

I don’t think anyone wants to be one of a hundred colors in a box.

“Cherries in the Snow” by Revlon is what my grandmother wore. She loved being a winter on the Color Me Beautiful palette and was all about some jewel tones.

Look if you’re making an omelette.

Hi, have we met?

CATTICA! CATTICA!

ATTICA!

It’s still a welcome change from the initial policy where the guy playing Goofy would just randomly slap people he suspected were Dutch in the face.

I guess they're partying like it's 1929?

They just recognize the man from the mysterious picture box and pick him. He was on TV he must be smart.

Obviously she didn’t use marijuana in jail, but let’s say for the sake of the argument she did, doesn’t that just further highlight the gross negligence and general ineffectiveness and incompetence of the Wallace County police department?*

She was looking for some work—she didn’t want a fling—when she got a nanny job with Ben and Jen this spring. What was she to do, what was she to say, she needed the money. But over the next few months her bosses went to war—she was there to watch the children, but their father saw more. She had youth! Jen went poof!…

add: bob’s burgers. i basically just rewatch it 24/7

Parks and Rec! My shit! Always my go-to.

Frasier is one of mine, too! And now that you mention it, I think I’ll have to add Kimmy as well.

Oh my god yes! And Roseanne for me hahaha.